am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

If you were really my friend you’d do this highly unethical experimental surgery on me

i went to the intersection of the sacred and the profane and everybody knew you

Sometimes you really gotta decide for yourself it's the last time the universe gonna teach you that same lesson

i got spanish anon hate for this one btw

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

If you stay up late to hang out with friends I don’t think you should have to be tired in the morning. I think it should be a freebie

completely fucked up how the good times END