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Hi blog mun, how have you been doing? We haven't heard from you in a while :(
Thank you for your concern anon. Unfortunately I am currently in a very bad state right now, I will be back to answering asks/headcanons in hopefully a few days.
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Headcanon that when he's alone, Public Phone will practice imitating the voices of the other guests.
Ok, tumblr isn’t letting me respond to or post the old asks/headcanons in my inbox. I’m getting fairly annoyed and I’ve tried pretty much everything I can think of to fix the problem. Does anybody know why it’s doing this or how to resolve the issue??
I have a feeling Cactus Gunman would fight Gregory because Gregory is a "nice guy". Or at the very least hold a grudge against him.
Cactus Gunman and Gregory would have the most epic showdown you can imagine
“Señor Gregory, all señoritas are queens.”“If she breaths, she’s a T H O T!!!”
Do you think that Cactus Gunman would be a "nice guy" (guys who pretend to be nice but just want to sleep with you) or would he be a legit nice guy?
LEGIT noice guy 👌 👌 👌 Gregory on the other hand is a “nice guy”
Cactus Gunman is a hopeless romantic, always love struck at first sight and he will try just about everything to woo you over. If you tell him enough is enough and that you flat out do not like him in romantic way, then he will be respectful and leave you alone. He’ll probably be a broken-hearted, sobbing mess for the next few days but that’s to be expected.
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Why the hell is tumblr not letting me answer asks or click on my inbox? I need to answer/post all your headcanons ugh
Would hell's chef kill you if you said you were allergic to something in his food?
Depending on what sort of food allergy it is, he would go through the trouble of re-making the dish for you just because he is such a dedicated chef. Sure it would still be the same poisonous meal he intended on killing you with the first time, but now you can’t use the excuse, “Oh I can’t eat that because I am allergic!”
Also since he is a good chef, once you get past the whole poisoning you thing, I think he would try to keep up-to-date on certain food allergies such as gluten or peanuts and work around them. It would be different if you were a picky eater or on some crazy-new diet fad and just snubbed your nose at his food to that degree, now that is something he’d probably hate and kill you over
headcanon that haniwa salaryman does dad things like making dad jokes and sneezing very loudly for no reason
Now every time I see that progressive commercial, I’m going to think of Haniwa Salaryman, G R E A T
Is this place dead?
I am in the process of getting this blog back up and running
Would it hurt to hug Cactus Gunman or Cactus girl? Or would it, for some reason, not hurt to touch them. That might be the reason why Cactus Gunman can't get a date...poor guy
Huh, I never really thought about this before, great question anon!
I’d like to think that Cactus Girl has a prickly appearance, but her skin has more of a smooth/waxy type of feel to it, like aloe vera leaves or other types of succulents. Unlike his sister, Cactus Gunman would have these “spikes” on the other hand, like a typical cactus would. However, his spikes would feel more like chin-hair stubble as oppose to the harsh spikes that a normal cactus would have. (Like if you haven’t shaved in a while you’ll grow those little prickly hairs? Idk if there’s an actual correct term for it? But that’s essentially what Cactus Gunman’s skin would feel like.) Yet both siblings have harsher spikes that only come out during self-defense. These spikes can actually cause some damage, but nothing life threatening.
Another idea is that they could have this sort of soft peach fuzz on them, similar to a Bear’s Paw succulent
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The womans boob sizes?
I believe I answered this a long time ago, try looking here
What if, after the guest girl & cactus girl started dating, the guest guy immediately asked cactus gunman out?
IT’S PRIDE MONTH, LIVE IT UP AND BE PROUD!
Cactus Gunman would probably be shocked and confused? He never thought about dating another guy before, let alone the mere thought of himself being appealing to another guy. He’d probably be so taken back by this sudden expression towards him that he’d probably agree to a “first date,” just to be polite to Guest Boy. Hoping to express to him throughout the “date” that he was not really attracted to the same sex, but he would like to still be his friend and someone he could rely on if needed, maybe this would be referred to as a “guy’s night” instead of a “date” and they could laugh about it later in time...
They soon get hitched and Cactus Gunman rubs his loving husband and his relationship in his sister’s face
Headcanon: Cactus Gunman is a cool, dorky older brother to not only to Cactus girl, but to all of the kids (sleepy sheep, lost doll, & even James sometimes). He tends to watch sleepy sheep sleep & will wake him if the nightmares get to bad, & usually hugs lost doll if she's crying & helps her look for her doll.
Cactus Gunman being an absolute sweetheart to everyone and everything is such a pure and good headcanon and I GREATLY approve of this.
Sleepy sheep headcanons?
- He is the first one in the hotel to go to bed, usually super early like 6:30PM. This means he is usually the first one awake in the morning, unless he decides to sleep till noon...
- He cannot handle spicy foods and has a very weak stomach
- He will ask Hell’s Chef to make him a warm cup of milk before he goes to bed
- He cannot fall asleep in a pitch black room, he absolutely NEEDS a nightlight or some source of soft light. (He will cry otherwise)
- He still sucks his thumb despite claiming to be a “big, grown-up boy”
- If one of the guests is having a hard time sleeping, he will offer them one of this favorite stuffed animals to sleep with for the night. (Like if you were up wondering the hotel’s halls at some weird hour because you couldn’t sleep and you came across Sleep Sheep, he’d offer you his stuffed animal to try to comfort you)
- Like to make pillow/blanket forts. He finds these little forts super cozy and a safe space for a quick nap. Sometimes Gregory or other guests will stumble across a random pillow fort just like out in the middle of the hotel for no reason and they find sleepy sheep blissfully snoozing away inside.
I have a few random Sleepy Sheep headcanons throughout my blog, you can try searching for some more if you’d like :) Leave another ask if’d you’d like more Sleepy Sheep headcanons.
NSFW HC?: Haniwa Salaryman is one thicc boi.
Watch out, I think Moto Moto likes you~
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I lived bitch (UPDATE)
God I haven’t been on this blog in what... almost a year now? I tend to get overwhelmed easily and I often experience a lot of anxiety when it comes to answering all these asks, so I thought, “oh I’ll just take a short break from the blog for a little bit...” yeah that “break” turned into almost a full year of not keeping up, I apologize for that.
Currently there are around 30 or so asks/headcanons in my inbox, so I will be back to answering them within the next week or so. ALSO A BIG THANK YOU TO ALL THE KIND ANONS WHO LEFT ASKS ASKING ME HOW I WAS DOING PERSONALLY!! Every little bit counts, so bless you sweeties.
So to make a long story short: I’m back and I will be answering all your asks/headcanons, THANK YOU FOR KEEPING WITH ME ALL THIS TIME ❤
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On a side note, now that tumblr has decided to purge all NSFW content I am not sure how to answer some of the nsfw asks/headcanons without possibly getting flagged or having the posts removed. Does anyone know if there is a different way to tag nsfw content? I have been told to tag it as “lemon” but I’d like to see what everyone else has to suggest.
HC: hell's Chef hates microwave dinners/ pre-made dinners.