The Morgue

Eddie Munson coded

[ID: GIF of a Minecraft slime jumping. End ID]

#you guys are getting played so hard by the republican wing who want to throw all homosexuals into a canyon

But also, some kids just aren’t horny, and we should also tell those kids they aren’t broken and their boundaries and consent matter just as much as for their peers who are horny.

As someone abused by doctors as a child and an adult, it’s super important to teach your child that consent applies to doctors too. Consent applies to all authority figures. Teaching kids that no one can touch them without their consent except for certain people with extra power over them is setting them up to think abuse from authority is normal and something they’re supposed to put up with.

Your body belongs to you, someone who is supposed to help you take care of your body does not have the right to coerce you

vampires have been drinking human blood for centuries they don’t give a fuck about guys on eight different antidepressants. they were sucking on asbestos factory workers

The absolutely hilarity of imagining some older vampires hectoring younger ones. “Back in my day, I had to drink blood with radium in it and I liked it! We glowed in the damn dark for weeks!”

Clearly you’ve never tasted VEGAN, grandpa

btw you can use whatever gender seasonings you want. paint your nails, wear breast forms, wear a binder, pack, tuck, dress however you want, whatever. you are adding ingredients to your gender soup.

NO

Doctor said I only have to do four hours of therapy a week instead of seven. I am the pina colada of mental health.

I meant to say "pinnacle", not "pina colada". The telephone is a cruel mistress. I am so healthy, still.