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you guys just see something vaguely froglike and hit reblog huh

Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and it’s amazing how many men I’ve run into bc they expected me to move

Gotta try it

I work (and walk) on a college campus. I’ve lost count of how many men I’ve smacked shoulders with.

Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where I’m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.

WALK LIKE YOU’VE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA

It’s called the Murder Strut.

IT’S BACK!!!!!! I was searching for this to show my daughter the other day and couldn’t find it. I’m so glad IT’S BACK!! I will always reblog the Murder Strut!!

A guy on a bike went around me because he could tell I had no intention of moving. Thanks to this post.

I had never seen these updates to the Patriarchy Chicken Game before and they are all a goddam DELIGHT

Oh hell yes I’m doing this

ohhhhh my goodness, that expression??? holy shit, this is really good

*likes* *reads it* *vigorously unlikes and reblogs*

*unliked and reblogged angrily*

REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG

i AM a real man

ACCIDENTALLY LIKED, BUT I REMOVED IT! REBLOOOGGGGG

100% a REAL man

Always reblog

sometimes i think about gay people who lived centuries ago who thought they were all alone who imagined a world where they could live openly as themselves who met in secret spoke in code defied everything and everyone just to exist and i’m like..i gotta sit down. whew i gotta sit down

Sent this to my entire family at 7am today

MOM WHY ARE PHINEAS AND FERB SHAPED LIKE THAT

WHEEZE

reasons why i love this show so much 

I love that the most tiny feminine delicate sweetheart of the three does the traditionaly masculine chores. Kinda makes me wanna see a teen Bubbles change a tire in a pretty dress and hair bow.

from now on i’m only referring to people by their last name so we can have an emotionally charged moment months later when i finally use their first name 

Wait really we can just use those

butch and femme are just wlw terms. i dont see anything in that that says "lesbians only" theyre for bi and pan girls too.

does that mean bi men can use the terms Twink and Bear?

i mean, hell yea

My coworker was a racist and a sexist. I asked him to explain a joke about “those A-rahbz” and he told me to just take a joke. He was fired the next day after I went to HR. This shit happens at work and you have an HR? Fucking use that shit.

Pikaaaaaaaaaaa