im on it boss

the worst part of getting into new media is when youre at the stage where youre completely obsessed with it but you cant go through the tags or seek out anything about it bc youre not fuckiny done yet

i support women's wrongs

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

i think everyone in the whole world forgot that mystery doesn’t have to equal crime

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

Why is so much adult oriented 2d animation bastard ugly, do they know they don’t have to do that? The characters don’t have to projectile vomit all the time either, but maybe that’s asking too much

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

okay tenna now go kill donald trump thanks

tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die