not man nor muppet but a secret third thing

Some days you gotta ask yourself if you need a coping mechanism or just a fucking break

put on my leitmotif bro i feel a monologue coming on

friendship addicts will be like “i just need one more hit of your infectious laughter and zest for life”

I think my favorite Pete Wentz lyric might actually be the Rorschach test of "I'm sorry every song's about you."

I think more media should narratively punish parents for not listening to their kids and specifically I think it should punish them in cruel and terrifying ways. I want real life parents to go through life with a healthy fear that if they ignore their children's boundaries a witch might cook and eat them

mixed up junie b jones and marsha p johnson again

the b stands for throw a brick at a cop

mixed up junie b jones and marsha p johnson again