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its summer so all prints and originals are on discount on my site go find yourself something nice okay love u

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dykesnuffinggoddess

I love the domestic side of pet play so much. Curling up next to me with your head in my lap and your collar on, nibbling on my hand and barking softly? Yes, please. More of that.

eclecticopposition

what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

carby

Hey whoa hi. Hello. I am looking directly into your ear canal. What do you mean you drank a tube of virus concentrate.

whyamiherewhosummonedme

So, I was working in a lab, right? My job in the lab was preparing a pure, concentrated enough sample of virus. This is tricky since, y'know, viruses require hosts to replicate, but you then need to get the host cells (and the pieces of the host cells that died!) out of the sample while still keeping the viruses. Once I'd finished and the samples had been sent to the database for analysis as well as a second one sent to be frozen for future reference, there was still some left over that needed to be disposed of.

I, knowing that this was a once in a lifetime opportunity, waited carefully for the lab director to be deep in conversation with someone else on the other side of the laboratory. And then I took my chance.

Test tubes, as it turns out, are really bad as shot glasses. Their shape turns any liquid inside into a stream, so you really can't knock it back quickly - it takes a couple seconds. Additionally, the best way I can describe the taste of virus concentrate was "sterile rot". A very unique kind of bad! Made worse by the test tube's inefficiency as a shot glass.

(by the way we were studying bacteriophages, not animal viruses. these viruses are too specialized on attacking prokaryotes to even recognize our cells as targets at all, according to studies.)

(but also like. if the viruses managed to successfully switch hosts and killed me with a violent infection, itd still be worth it.)

(for science.)

violetthunderstorm

You have a fitting blog title

nico-the-overlord

this post is getting 50k easy

marlinspirkhall

Super happy with this Scolipede tattoo from back in April, always love getting to tattoo Pokémon 💖

#samael tat #pokemon #tattoo #scolipede #dublin #ireland #tattoo artist #bug pokemon #bug type #pokémon #i don't really ever post here but i figured i would leave a humble bug horse offering

duckdotimg

Scary ass yuri on my screen!!!

(Malacoda with @naninadz's Cherri)

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seaphine

they injected me with mental illness when i was a baby because they didn't like that i radiated moonlight and had stars inside my eyes. they were jealous of me.

#this sounds like if satoru gojo had a tumblr

godivaghoul

Deianira the Ever-Sinking

goetic-justice

The name's Loudly. Meows Loudly. And you're not gonna believe what I have to say next.

morggo

fuckin around. might draw some doggees chasing a guy.

crunchymayo

Lord, grant me the strength to throw away this box that i'll never use, the courage to throw away this box that i'll never use, and the wisdom to throw away this box that i'll never use

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loppyrae

i love you i love you i love you cant live without you

alleesaur

rotmaxxing ;;

batbitestoys

Model release fundraisers are here!

Raising money to release these two trouble makers! Each donation comes with some nice rewards for helping out 🥰

I often miss Tumblr and miss being a part of the few discord communities I used to hang out in.. but unfortunately as it turns out running your own extremely expensive client based business is incredibly time and energy consuming, especially when you have a progressive disability 🙃

#i have no interest in making new friends but #i do miss what i like to call my “buddies”#people i spoke to and played games with in groups who I got along with very well #we were never close enough to really be considered friends #but we sure as fuck weren't just acquaintances #i miss talking in discord chats and vcs and playing Minecraft and being around other strange queer people who really accepted me #i have one close friend group and a few random close friends and i adore them #but i miss feeling community yknow #i miss having the time and energy to just #turn up #the only time i ever miss not being self employed is when I remember how much easier it was to turn up for things #i wish I could participate in the communities I'm in like i used to #i loved the time i spent with the people there #i just cant do it anymore with how much i always have on my plate #i hope everyone is doing well though #maybe someday things will get easier and i can reconnect a bit with the people i liked talking to #but for now i must work and rest and work some more #and then rest some more because oof ouch my bones my joints oh no

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stjohnstarling

Befriending an artist who you deeply admire probably never ceases entirely to feel totally bewildering and surreal.

stjohnstarling

Pablo Picasso is in my DMs. Vincent Van Gogh is my Tumblr mutual and he's sending 16 smirking face emojis to me right now.

#still can't believe I'm mutuals and even friends with some of the insanely skilled artists who's work I love so much #y'all are awesome #keep creating and I will sit here vibrating and cheering u on

twistedtendrils

"Are you sure you're health certified doc?"

#OOUUYGGHHHHHHH #YEAH #THIS IS THE GOOD SHIT

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