that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet

the thing about having a job is i just don’t want to do it. Sorry

i would rather be doing literally anything else. to be honest and open with everyone

I'm like if a normal person was severely mentally ill

can you all forget everything you know about me pls I really want to start again but be cooler this time.

ok well it has been real but i am going to kill you with a hammer now

wake up in the morning go to sleep

wake up in the morning go to sleep

whoaaa .... whats a lovely slimer like you doing in the benthic zone. .....

wake up in the morning go to sleep

whoaaa .... whats a lovely slimer like you doing in the benthic zone. .....

wake up in the morning go to sleep

my emotional support self neglect

i miss vhs tapes and cds i miss feeding my computers and tvs yummy treats. now theyre eating nothing. theyre being born without mouths

trump dies of congestive heart failure before being sworn in charge to like cast to reblog

The shock of trump dying if congestive heart failure causes jd vance to keel over dead as well charge to like cast to reblog

we had a fiight so she made me eat magnets and sleep on the fridge