[Insert Something Witty]

12th Century Wizard Linfred of Stinchcombe (also known as “The Potterer”) created magical remedies for his unsuspecting muggle neighbors.

He’s credited with creating remedies that would one day evolve into such potions as Skele-Gro and Pepperup Potion.

The Potters are related to the Peverells through marriage.

Most, if not all, of the Potter line lived in the West of England.

The Potter fortune was made by hard work throughout the generations.

Harry was a FAMILY NAME.

James’ parents were named Fleamont and Euphemia.

FLEAMONT.

Fleamont credited his dueling skills to having to fight people who made fun of his name in school.

If you’ve any doubt that James is Fleamont’s (FLEAMONT’S) son, the above bullet point is all the proof you need.

Fleamont invented Sleekeazy’s Hair Potion and sold the company for a huge profit.

It is likely that Fleamont and Euphemia did not have James until after Fleamont’s retirement.

Fleamont and Euphemia lived to see their son marry Lily Evans.

They were ALIVE for the WEDDING.

But they succumbed to Dragon Pox before Harry was born, dying within days of each other.

James inherited the invisibility cloak after his father’s death but we can probably all collectively ignore this point because the marauders need that cloak at school they need it

except it wouldn’t have things like ‘home’, ‘work’ or ‘travelling’ it’d have things like: ‘doing something stupid at home’, ‘fooling around at work’, ‘being an idiot while travelling’, ‘on that death-trap of a motorcycle’, ‘james can you just NOT pls’ (for when he’s being especially exasperating)

they’d have hands for remus and sirius as well and every full moon, their hands would be turned to ‘with the badly behaved rabbit’

“Our make-up designer Jordan Samuel’s dog Charlie, our mascot for the film.” - TH