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fat plushie...

I got a letter... The name on the envelope said "Pjackk."

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU’RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER

World Heritage Post

little sisters are like dogs it's okay to hit

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

Imagine 7 thousand gorillas trying to fuck you

I slice a slit in your cheek, through the cheek. Vaginal mouth box. I hold your lips shut, biting down on a piece of wood, unable to scream. My other hand fingers the fresh flesh slit. Two fingers press in, threatening to rip wider the cut. They reach the back of your throat. You gag. I smile.

never forget what's really important: approval from pervert women on the internet