Nothoughtsjustvibes

Pageturner: Mention of martin in regards to him being useless and bad at his job. 9/10

Thrown Away: Brief mention of martin. 8/10

Squirm: 10/10 no martin

The Piper: No martin. 10/10

Burned Out: Too many (non negative) mentions of martin. 7/10

A Father's Love: A welcome relief as we return to complete lack of martin. 10/10

Vampire Killer: Immediate mention of martin post-statement is a badddd start. Luckily we're still only at minor mentions so that'll be a 7/10

Dreamer: A blissful break from any mention of martin and with bonus points for my beautiful oliver banks. 10/10

First Aid: Hmmm conflicted here. On one hand there's still references to martin and he's implied to be semi-competent at something. On the other hand at least John is still insulting him... I'll go with a 7.5/10.

Alone: No martin here and while im tempted to dock points for it being a Lonely episode i actually think it's very beautiful here when separated from martin and also separate from the characterisation of the Fears, so a somewhat begrudging 10/10

Piecemeal: Unfortunate tarnishing of this lovely episode in the form of martin being mentioned, but as it is fortunately coupled with the threat of him being killed by a puzzle witch. and also his name is said an equal number of times to the word 'goon' in this episode so that ultimately brings it up to a respectable 9/10

Lost John's Cave: Only one brief mention of martin here and it's him being a loser and not doing work - who's suprised? 9/10

Arachnophobia: Too many mentions of martin and also the statement just doesn't really scare me i love spiders. 7/10

The Boneturner's Tale: Jared introduction YAY and also martin isn't at work for the week YAY‼️ i'll give it a 8/10 because unfortunately martin is still mentioned and by multiple characters in conversation no less...

The Man Upstairs: Minor mention of martin but at least it's just talking about him not being here... 9/10

Confession: Back to no martin at ALL‼️ and it's a great episode. 10/10 no notes

Desecrated Host: Slightly let down here as martin is still very briefly mentioned in regards to his absence. Still earns a 10/10 bc im biased bcuz it's my sister's fav episode

Freefall: Was doing sooooo well but had to have martin in the final line 🥀 9/10 as we at least learn nothing about him

Colony: "Statement of Martin Blackwood" ?! 0/10.

Schwartzwald: We hear from martin and he is unclothed. 5/10.

Strange Music: A beautiful oasis with no martin. I greatly appreciate the time to recover. 10/10

Growing Dark: martin is still mentioned unfortunately but at least we get no indication of his personality... 8.5/10

A Distortion: begins with a conversation about martin. my beautiful sasha and she's introduced talking about MARTIN?! at least we don't hear from him and at least john's still insulting him. but still 4/10

A Sturdy Lock: Martin mentioned once. 8.5/10

Skintight: A blessedly martin-free episode thank the lord. AND we get melanie so 10/10

Cheating Death: A beautiful run here in which we receive another gift of no martin. 10/10

Killing Floor: martin does get a mention tho luckily it's very brief and also combined with tim. and i love this episode so it still gets a 10/10

First Hunt: love this episode but there is unfortunately too much mention of martin. brings it down to an 8/10

Hive: my beautiful jane princess and this episode is beautiful and she can do no wrong and there's also no martin in this episode and i feel so very blessed. 10/10 perfect

Boatswain's Call: martin keeps showing off his tongue he's such a freak. 8/10.

Anatomy Class: my name is mentioned in this episode which is very nice. and what's even nicer is the lack of martin. 10/10

Old Passages: We hear martin and he's being a pushover to the detriment of others. how classic. 0/10

Taken Ill: john says he "needs to talk to martin"... ugh. no you don't dude. 3/10

Burnt Offering: Begins with a conversation with martin. 0/10

Lost and Found: Back to the good old days with a minor mention of martin to take the piss. 8.5/10

Infestation: Absurd amount of martin in this one. 0/10