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so glad I played $80 for that cap and gown so little baby big eyes can sleep under it like some kind of rich 12 year old's canopy bed

your phone goes off at 2 am and when you check it it's just this pic with the caption "you up?"

limbs? limbs??????

you know what this blog needs? more goblin

one time I thought I had lost him but he'd just tunneled inside of my box spring

hnng... Sleeby

stacks neatly for covenience

part of me is sad he doesnt do this anymore, most of me is glad because it was kinda demonic

what kind of luck is this supposed to bring

though he grew exponentially in his first months of life, glungus was still Incredibly Small

here we see the beginnings of his primary skill, flopping around dramatically like a character in an oscar wilde novel