on birds and bodies.

Han: Hello! This is Han from earlier, texting so you have my number! 😊

Mater is the latin word for Mother. So really, it is kinda called momternity.

FARM?!

Sorry… I lived in Texas for 7 years and we lived near a farm and it was probably my favorite place to spend time.

The mats…?

Oh! No no, you misunderstand. I work in the Maternity ward. Maternity is where babies are born. We don’t clean any mats.

Clean what, honey?

Hey y’all! Just moved in today. The name’s Jane and I work in the maternity department at the hospital.

Are the sex noises normality here? Not that I care, I hear worse sounds on the daily.

If I wasn’t, would I be telling you you’d get used to it?

No way you can hear me all the way down there, dude.

You have multiple goats?!

This building and its tenants certainly are interesting, aren’t they?

This has been a tame week… just wait.

I can’t even say this is the worst a place I’ve lived in has ever been. Though, it’s certainly close.

I promise, you’ll tune it out. Trust me on that.

Noise cancelling ones are the best! Now I can concentrate on my art instead of the noises. 

Headphones are my best friends, honestly.

You’ll get used to it, I promise.