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I might be 27 years old, but it still feels weird to come back home and be in my own flat. Like, you know that feeling when you move into your own place for the first time, and it takes a while to adjust and actually start feeling like you live in your own place? I’m experiencing that all over again.

Ah, a sort of deja vu, I see. I sometimes experience this myself despite being on my own for over half my life. 

You got it, darling. I’ll make sure to get you on the exclusive mailing list constructed by yours truly to ensure only the finest of the fine grace us with their inner party animal. Hardcore baby, go big or go home.

You have an exclusive mailing list? How impressive. I’m honored to be on it.

Don’t go forgetting it now, i’ll be anticipating that call.

I’ll let you know when and where my next business trip is as soon as I know, I promise.

how much did you miss me?

Enough that I said “I wonder what Theo is up to”.

Tried and true, facts plain and simple. We got the pool, we got the expensive champagne, we got fine bodies and even better asses. It’s always a good time. I have hills upon mountains of satisfied guests who would absolutely leave 5 stars and praising review on Google.

That all sounds like a good time. I’ll keep it in mind for the next time I need refreshed.

Well honey, all you have to do is ask.

I’ll keep that in mind.

Do you got any suggestions? I’ve taken a few trips over the last few years but honestly not enough. 

It really depends where you are aiming to go. Denmark is a beautiful place, and full of friendly people, but you may not want to go in winter. I just got back from Glasgow and it was a blast. I’ve even been to Japan. I’ve been almost all over the world.

Relaxation??? You know, me and my husband are very good at providing that. Connoisseurs. Seasoned pros.

Some time, I’ll have to take you up on that. Seasoned pros, you say? My hat’s off to the professionals, so to speak.

Okay, alternative solution — next time, i’ll just come with you. I’m delightful company.

I’d love to have some company some time. It can get lonely.

Baby now say it with a little more enthusiasm. 

Yes, I missed you!

Tell a curious man, what’s your idea of a fun time??

Pleasure, relaxation, maybe a few beers.

Ooh, an interior designer, i’m not going to lie travelling and designing? Sounds like career goals. They obviously need to snap you up to design some rooms on some luxury, fancy hotel resort. Make sure you get me a discount, won’t you?

I quite enjoy it. I have designed for some luxury resorts. It was a lot of fun. I’m not sure I can get you a discount everywhere, but I can try.

Aren’t you lucky? Reminds me I should take a trip soon. I mean nothing besides the regular drama. 

You should take a trip. Even though this one was business, I still had some time to relax. Well, I’m glad I didn’t miss much. 

Well honey, the pleasure will be all yours, believe me.

Sounds like a fun time.

Oof, with a sauna and pool and all that jazz? Oh honey, I need me a holiday like yesterday. Glasgow in January, though? Sounds cold, count me out. You know where you want to go? The Maldives. What do you actually do?

Yes, with all of that. I would’ve said no, but there was a substantial amount of money being thrown my way. I’d be happy with The Maldives. I’m an interior designer.

Me. obviously. You missed me. 

Yes, I did.