we forgot to teach your boyfriend media literacy and he completely misunderstood all the themes and narratives. yeah the underlying message too. he got tricked into believing in-universe propaganda and is writing a longpost about it now sorry

I love dusky pinks. this too is an earth tone, to the evolved mind 

might fuck around and drink the daily recommended amount of water

i have to pee

someone please give me 200,000,000 in cash and like 2 ibuprofen you will not regret it

There needs to be 400 hours in the day so I have more time to do fuck all

8 hours for work, 8 hours for sleep, 384 hours for what we will...

apples and cinnamon truly were made for each other... eternal lovers

People used to talk about blondes and brunettes like they were different genders

do you wanna hang out tonight my curse was finally lifted

Black Friday is such a joke nowadays. “Don’t miss out on 30% off” don’t piss me the fuck off. People used to hit each other over the head for a microwave that’s how low the prices were. People literally died. We used to be a country

"you should be at the club" I can't go to the club I'll be in there saying shit like "perchance" and "thrice"