Idk What I’m Doing

When she was 90 percent asleep, she heard the door very quietly unlatch and close. Then she counted, and at the end of five counts there was Pyrrha at the door saying, “Ah, my darling hearts, my sleeping babes, Daddy’s own treasures,” and Camilla saying without opening her eyes, “Go to bed. I just got her to sleep.”

Will, Tessa and Jem - The Infernal Devices

yknow how the triplets are named lex rex and bex because it rhymes with dex?

but isn’t dexs full name dexter?

….would that make the triplets full names lexter rexter and bexter?

So in my head, it’s like this- their names are Rebecca, Reginald, and Alexander. They’re all kind of sophisticated names (especially Reginald lmao) which is why they go by the nicknames PLUS they rhyme- and that leads me to my next theory.

There’s no way Juline just let Kesler get away with the name rhyming thing. I know she loves him a lot, but dear lord. But with the fancy full names, Kesler could slip the rhyming right past her and she wouldn’t even think about it, especially after having just birthed triplets. Elf labor isn’t painful, but apparently it’s still really tiring. Poor woman was exhausted, and Kesler suggested these names and she was like “yeah, sure, those are cute”. It wasn’t until later when Kesler was introducing Dex to the triplets that Juline realized she fucked up. Kesler was like “Dex, meet your new siblings- Bex, Lex, and Rex!” And just like that, Juline was exhausted all over again.