THESE ARE GEN Z KIDS!!!! 23 YEAR OLDS ARE NOT OUT HERE EATING LAUNDRY DETERGENT.

yeah it’s them fucking kids born in 2005

I remember in 4th grade the Principal called me in to her office and was like, “If it were up to me, I wouldn’t even call you in here, but their parents are upset. Zach, you can’t go around calling everyone a loser.”

hearing boys say “my boyfriend” or girls say “my girlfriend” is so cleansing

i think it’s cute when someone texts you after hanging out just to say they had fun with you, idk little things like that mean the world to me

my new roommate’s best friend literally says “we’ll just go out for one drink” on a weeknight, goes to a club, has ONE drink while everyone else is getting to it, and then tells everyone when it’s time to go home so they can actually make it to class in the morning and I’m genuinely terrified by the amount of self control she has

saying you’ll just have one drink at the club on a school night and then following through and getting up for class the next day demonstrates the exact level of resolve it took to amputate your own arm on an 18th century battlefield

do u ever just see a girl…. and you’re like.:… wow…..i wouldn’t mind if she kissed me………

the only reason i still have depression is because i can’t take my brain out of my skull and blow on it like a ds cartridge

listen i’m not one for believing in the universe giving signs but… the first full moon of the year being on the first day of the year which is also a monday… sounds like a good opportunity to focus on rebirth, new beginnings, and personal growth and improvement

self care is drinking energy drinks until you clip through the floor

i swear to god i’m the biggest michael buble xmas album stan but there is nothing more insulting than “santa buddy,,,, i’ll wait up for you DUDE” and even more ridiculously so— he changed the line “a 64′ convertible too, light blue” to “a 65′ convertible too, steel blue” like…………………….we get it…………………….ur straight……………….ur a MAN…………………………. we g

#say you want to fuck santa you COWARD

sorry for ignoring you i was mentally dead

Hand kissing is sacred, high romance and I think we need to revive it