Scrippy Scrappy Scraps

The real horseshoe theory.

we need to start making shen yuan weirder that man is NOT normal. too often his freak tendencies are overshadowed by luo binghe's well. everything. but shen yuan is arguably weirder than him for literally no reason whatsoever. i could study his brain in a lab for 30 years and still come no closer to understanding him.

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

Creating ships for the tax write-off

Creating ships so the economy won't crush

Better than 3 seasons of BBC Sherl*ck

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