Eyyyyyyy

Black cards-

• THERES A ______ LOOSE! IN THE HOSPITAL

• Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell ________

• Canceling plans is like ________

• Do my friends hate me? Or do I just need _____

• You have the moral backbone of a _______

• I’ll keep all of my ___________ right here and the one day I’ll die

White Cards-

• what’s new pussycat played 7 times followed by its not unusual followed by what’s new pussy cat

• smoking cocaine the night before your college graduation

• a 28 year old healthy man trying his best

• one black coffee

• STREET SMARTS

• shushing animals even though they’ve never spoken

• Delta Airlines

• the one thing they can’t replace

• an on fire garbage can… could be a nursery

• a sea of drunk toddlers

• a pre- y2k asshole

Black Cards-

Anyone who’s seen my ______ and met my parents needs to die.

Everyone get out of my way! I just want to sit here and feed my ____!

I am very small and I have ______, so you can imagine the amount of stress that I am under.

You could probably pour _______ into my lap and I’ll probably apologize to you.

We don’t go to jail for ______, you silly billy.

Too old to be ______, quack quack!

White Cards-

a Tall Child

Ocean’s Eleven, but with women

the thing I’m sensitive about

a Best Buy rewards card

a meal voucher that doesn’t work

Why buy the cow when you can get ______ for free?

We bought a ______ for our dog

Was there ever really a ghost mother? Or was the little Victorian girl just ______ all along?

My wife is _____ and I love her so much.

Because we’re _______ and life is a fucking nightmare!

More white cards

Petunia the french bulldog

Bill Clinton standing outside the library to walk you home

A proud Asian American woman

Summoning Diet Cokes just to throw them at people

Some Dutch prick

These new Nazis

Getting nervous on airplanes

Not all dogs…

THIS SHOW IS SO PURE!

Of course I had to show the best part: