#sound check: stuff that you could show to your interviewees to make them laugh hard enough to potentially clip out your microphone and thus allow you to set the sensitivity lower so that it doesn’t clip if they laugh during the interview
#repetition: a specific type of humorous post (or a post reminiscent of this kind of humor) where different people keep getting something wrong over and over, usually prompting someone to respond with the following image; alternatively, a post in which the same word, phrase, or image is repeated to humorous effect
#interspecies friendship: at least two animals of different species exhibiting a friendly or symbiotic relationship
#tiktok: any vertical video under 3 minutes long, regardless of origin
#intentionally obtuse: post in which someone’s knowingly pretending to not know anything for humorous effect
#meme: an image with top text and bottom text
#momo: an image with text above it, not superimposed, and without bottom text
#labelling: a meme format in which different elements are given text labels superimposed onto them
#macro: an image with text that doesn’t fall into the above three categories and isn’t a screenshot
#pwn3d: an interaction or image that, if somehow translated into gameplay on a 2004 World of Warcraft server, would elicit the response “pwned” or “pwn3d” due to humiliating a rival
#literal shitpost: a post invoking fecal humor
#banter: a post deriving most of its amusement value off of the interactions between different tumblr users
#incomprehensible: a post that probably makes sense to some group of people in some context but is completely indecipherable either in its content, purpose, or intentions, usually prompting someone to respond with the following image
#screenshot: a non-searchable picture of text; this tag is not used if the screenshot has an image description
#great work everybody: a screenshot of a bunch of different people all saying the exact same thing
#3 hit combo: a post in which exactly three different tumblr users all say different things under OP’s post, usually eliciting the response of “I hate this website” from a fourth user due to the overly vulgar nature of the comments
#map: A geological, political, geographic, or demographic map not from a user with the string “map” in their name
#creepy crawlies: catch-all tag for insects, snails, spiders, crustaceans, and other weird- or scary-looking creatures with more than two legs (if they have legs at all)
#cruelty towards inanimate objects: a picture or video of someone doing something to an object (usually with a resemblance to something animate or cute) that might cause a negative emotional reaction in a particularly empathetic viewer
#permitted spyware: posts related to home assistance like Google Home or Alexa
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When I get blood samples at work sometimes they’re still warm from being imminently inside the patient’s veins and my hands are always cold because all the labs Ive work in are in the basement and they keep it kinda cold for whatever reason (and I’m also just a chilly kid).
And I clutch the little warm tubes of blood and feel this sick person warming my hands and I think about how kind you might be and how I wish I could hold your hand and how badly, how really really badly, I want you to get better and stay warm and hold someone’s hand again.
And anyway sometimes it’s better to not think so vividly about the people I’m doing tests for. I’m a good little cog in a vast machine of people all trying to heal and cure, and my cog feels so fucking small sometimes. But I hope the blood I prepare for you helps you breathe better and laugh and wake up feeling well rested.
We’ve never met but you warmed my hands and I want you to know I love you and I’m rooting for you.
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if you’re a fat person not looking to lose weight, i love you. the weight loss industry is going bonkers right now and i’m proud of you for continuing to take up space. kisses u on the forehead
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