THIS IS NOT A PLACE OF HONOR

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

I cannot be around you melancholic bitches let’s be FUCKING happy

The psychological thriller of figuring out what you want and what you’re going to do about it

I hate you draft kings I hate you bet mgm I hate you kalshi I hate you fan duel I hate you sports betting I hate you gary bettman I hate you refs

If you become friends with someone they might offer you shelter or sources of protein