Stickiness Galore

“Beep Beep Bitch, You’re Gay!”

That last one is fucking moving istg

at last. the gaydar

@nymphaforesta @purple-fairie @booksmadeofvelvet

if you choose to take this post personally that's not my problem and i will probably make fun of you

“sir” not as in a man, but as in a knight

“my lady” not as in the fedora sense, but as in woman I have sworn fealty to

I’m typically not much for conspiracy theories about the British royals, but the idea that they’re desperately trying to keep the Queen going until next year specifically because if she abdicates or dies before February 6th she’ll go down in history as having had a sixty-nine year reign is the funniest goddamn thing I’ve ever heard.

And it’s not so implausible given the combination of snooty and humourless that these people are.

I mean, she’s already the longest reigning British monarch, and the next couple of folks in line for the big chair are too old to beat her tenure before they age out themselves – assuming the monarchy even lasts that long. If Queen Liz pops her corks before her Platinum Jubilee, there’s a strong possibility that the record for longest reigning British monarch will permanently be stuck at 69 years.

I need this.

Reblogged last year, hoping it comes this year