Wait hold up this is awesome. So not because I'm ugly?

Glee AU where everything is the same except Glee takes place in the Purge universe so once a year Sue Sylvester also just hunts Will Schuester for sport and when he somehow miraculously survives every time they just go back to school the next day and never mention it.

you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

If you ask the average fandomite to care about a female character for any amount of time their ears start ringing and their nose starts bleeding and they're shaking and their eyes get all bloodshot and shit. I've literally seen it

“that’s so you” gets me unreasonably excited

why dont humans have a specific noise that means “there are bees here lets leave immediately” why are elephants more advanced than us

living in your parents house as an adult is a humiliation ritual why am i in the group chat at 23 years old going “I HATE MY DAD”

Never forget the guy who didn’t remember to hit anon before sending himself hate mail

Love that we’re still dragging the poor fuckers corpse around years later so no one ever forgets their shameful mistake lol

waking up two hours early for my job as a gacha character to put on my three discrete hair ornaments, four layers of clothes, eight-square-inch armor plates affixed to my clothes at random, various ribbons and straps that do nothing but encircle my thighs/upper arms, choker, and multi-layered gloves. however I forget to affix dangling tassles everywhere and am sacked immediately for my carelessness

the only “v” “tubers” i care about are the “root vegetables” i grow in my “vagina”. to all the haters who saw this post early on patreon and told me not to post it: kill yourselves, sincerely this time

Can you say one of your younger friends or family who is rude, rascal and violent is cute because of their appearence even if they were adult!?

so-called "free thinkers" when Gasolina comes on