I love the idea of Bruce discovering something about himself whenever Diana or Clark manhandle him. Like Clark just picking Bruce up and setting him a foot away like he weighs nothing at all, with a quick "Sorry, Bruce, I just gonna scooch you over there a second" or Diana picking him up bridal style and carrying him to safety after Bruce is in a building collapse as a civilian, she's telling him "Mr Wayne, you're going to be alright". And Bruce just gets so flustered, he's fucking speechless, he doesn't know what to do with his hands and shit. He's literally a scrap to them and it's just omgfuckinggodwhatthehell - But if you were to ask him? He's fucking fine, Jordan. Shut the fuck up and do your job.











