Glorsable

i’m sorry lou teasdale your services are no longer required

I feel like this is what Elsa’s hair would look like in real life 

are you Elsa?

real talk

My freshman year of high school i got applesauce for lunch and when I opened it, a cloud of mold poofed out I feel this post on an emotional level

I broke my pb&j sandwich on the table once, it smashed into 7 pieces.

our hot dogs in elementary school were green

Our school would actually recycle pizza (it was pizza by definition only. However, it tasted and looked like cardboard with watery spaghetti sauce and the cheese you’d scrape off of a man’s ball-sack who hadn’t showered since 1989). If you didn’t eat the “pizza” from yesterday, they’d put a layer of new cheese on it, bake it again, and serve it to you. One time, I swear they re-cheesed/baked a pizza for a straight week until someone actually ate it. They were never seen again… If that sounds like I’m telling you a horror story, that’s because I am.

We had supposed french fries; it was legit very raw and cold potato fried in stale breading. Most of teh meat wasn’t actually what they said it was and if you asked what was in something just in case cause of allergies or religious beliefs, they would actually fucking give you detention for hurting the lunch peoples feelings.

Supposedly, our school served ‘spaghetti’ which looked more like cooked up worms [not kidding, they did NOT look like fucking noodles bitches] and the sauce was more of this meaty…tomato juice concoction and the parmesian cheese? That’s a fucking joke, it was nothing but powder! No, not like the stuff you get at the stores I mean it was like one of those baby powder type of thing, that’s how bad the parmesian was! Needless to say people got heartburn, and thrown up because of it. They still serve it.

When i was in seventh grade my school was having our mandatory state testing so they brought our breakfast to us to make sure everyone actually ate and I got  yogurt that was a month past it’s expiration date, which i didn’t realize until after I started eating it and it tasted funny. When I checked the date I immediately told my teacher and all they did was tell me to throw it away and drink some water to wash it down. Yay for teachers.  

In the elementary school I went to, all the macaroni had this weird black crusty stuff at the bottom and it just completely turned me off of macaroni. I haven’t had any at all since grade four.

my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman

There are two kinds of people.