my blog is a safe space for anyone who’s written “sorry :(” on a math test before

fuck you *unvirgins your olive oil*

don't you come anywhere NEAR my olive oil

Somewhere between (งಠ_ಠ)ง and  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  every day.

Ah the ever elusive ¯\_( ಠ_ಠ)_/¯

I’m more like (งツ)ง tbh.

fruit makes me so happy ... the colors ....... the scents ...... the taste ........................ they grow from the ground .. trees ... bushes ....... shrubs .... Ready To Eat... im so grateful for them

Is this written by a bat? I still support the post, just curious.

She smelled like hand sanitizer, pure and reminiscent of a hospital.  Her lips were like marble, cold and smooth.  Her eyes were like a stop light, you wanted them to be green but they were red and occasionally yellow.

okay?

This isn’t about you.  Mind your business

DO NOT FORGET HIM

A HÖUSE IS NOT A HOME WITHOUT DJUNGELSKOG

*a hous is not a höme without a djungelskog

all the swedes are crying at those names