Leo

everybody use the word larper when really they mean poser but they dont wanna say poser bc then they realize how lame it sounds

it's actually crazy to me how bsd has been going on for 14 years and we've gotten everyone's backstory in the armed detective agency except for kunikida's, the third ever introduced character, the dude who's skill just so happens to resemble the artifact every antagonist and their mother has been after throughout this whole series.

Just gotta believe that anything bad has to run out at some point..

happy tenth anniversary to this prophetic tweet

Laptops are always so much more Fucked than phones in my experience. A laptop is like a beautiful horse that wants nothing more than to break all of its legs. A decently solid android phone will act normal

A laptop is a living creature. It has weight to it. A laptop breathes and produces body heat. And it wants to die badly. Mobile phones are not sentient like that & that's why they don't experience mental illness. A phone problem is like "out of storage :(" or "charging port broke". Laptops will cough weakly as they fade in and out of consciousness

You will hold a laptop in your arms and it's like "I can't feel my legs". And you tell it girl you never had any

The earlier in the year you reblog this the funnier it is