As I Awake When I Dream

People without glasses are really out here seeing for free

i see your ‘nowhere in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty was an egg’ and raise you ‘nowhere in the legendarium does tolkien say that elves have pointed ears’

#reality is an illusion

fuck this site I thought the tv show for the briefest of seconds and the shit machine in my skull thought “quoth the raven ‘Bazongo”

#Bazongo

At any given time, the urge to sing “the lion sleeps tonight” is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away

PEPPER IS NOT A SEASONING FUCKKK

@amyole

everyone talks about “did you put your name in the goblet of fire” being the worst book to movie dialogue fail but lets be real the worst is where hermione answers a question in class and snape calls her an “insufferable know-it-all” and in the book ron is furious and he goes OFF and says “you asked a question and she knows the answer! why ask if you don’t want to be told?” but in the movies they just make him say “he’s got a point, you know” and i’m still mad about it

You guys are going to glue a dildo on that aren’t you?

LMFAOOO

Thanks for the idea

I saw this and the first thing I thought was “somebody is going to use this to shove something else in their ass”

I’ll be passing these out on the street as part of my yearly community charity.

I’m convinced this is what the person that invented this had in mind.

Nah y'all just perverted lol you Dejeux girl ou pa bon lol

🌚 @kinghispaniola

They name this squat magic, but y'all tryna turn this into Squirt magic