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#In honor of my Star Wars marathon.#t: tracks

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#t: spirit animal

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Mia introducing the new song “Black Box” at the Viper Room.

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#t: von gifs;#[she's so attractive.]

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So, I’ve been thinking about it.. And my birthday is in five days and I literally have not a thing planned. It’s my 22nd and there’s nothing special about that, so clubbing and a giant cake sounds swell right about now. On the other hand.. The Miley Cyrus radio on Pandora is extremely confusing. It goes from “hey, let’s cook steaks in the back yard and enjoy the country” to “popped a molly, I’m sweatin.” Pandora, get your shit together.

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I remember after my twenty-first people told me things went downhill since there was really no milestone until you turn thirty. Which is why I decided to completely stop aging. But I think you should screw it and just go out, have fun-- it's special because it's your birthday.

Text || Mia

Joey: Language barrier, cultural differences. Too much.

Mia: You can turn off her bitching and she might have a really got accent when she moans. Different culture? Let's go for a woman who likes to cook and clean.

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Text || Mia

Joey: Arranged marriage?

Mia: Mail order bride sounds like more fun.

Text || Mia

Joey: I know, I know. It's not like I'm always wallowing about it. Unfortunately, I've never been the type to sleep around and shit. It'd be easier if I was.

Mia: I don't know but, then again, I do know partially how you're feeling. Just wish I could help.

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Joey: Mi, it's in the past now. She was all over Walker all the time so I mean, it's fine.

Mia: I'm not telling you that things will be perfect or even work out in your favor. Granted, they could and I hope they do, but I'm trying to emphasize that it's okay to feel how you do. You shouldn't be, like, ashamed or embarrassed of your feelings. If you two are meant to be, it'll happen. If not, you'll find another amazing girl when the time is right.

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I’m going to sneakily flash you when I see you. My middle name is Elise, dork.

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All my dreams are coming true. This really is paradise. And I could have sworn it was Flawless. What a terrible missed opportunity on your parents' part.

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Fun fact of the day: this year is the 50th anniversary for Pop Tarts.

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I think there are way too many options now, kind of like Oreos. The originals are always so much better.

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If you want to see my ass, just ask!

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Dianna Flawless Agron, it would be anyone's honor to see your lovely lady lumps.

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My pants fell down on set yesterday. Well, shorts, but they fell completely down and it was embarrassing. I’m sad to warn you this doesn’t only happen in movies.

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I feel like that may only be unfortunate for you and maybe for me, due to the fact I wasn't there to witness. Dammit.

[text] You're weird.

[text] Much chubby. Such cute. Wow.

[text] Wow, what a pro.

[text] My bed does smell like hobbit so I don't think I did too bad.

[text] How's the hangover?

[text] Eh, I haven't had a hangover since Junior year of college. My tolerance is too high and I've learned too many tricks.

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TEXT MESSAGES ✉ DARE♥

Darren: Holy balls man, I don't know if I could quit ogling you.

Darren: Alright, alright, I'm leaving now!

Mia: That sounds like the plot of every good porn. "Fornicating my brother's fiancee."

Mia: /Hurry./

TEXT MESSAGES ✉ DARE♥

Darren: Ha, she's not nearly so foolish, you lucked out! If only you'd got in there first eh? Man, I'd be fuckin' jealous!

Darren: Oh you'll believe it, my dear.

Mia: Could you imagine if I was with Chuck in an alternate universe? Your head would spin, holy fuck.

Mia: Then why are my hands roaming free right now, hm?

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