does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

because who am i if i don‘t give my entire heart everytime?

they should make a sleep that feels like you’ve slept

hate that I was understanding when I should’ve just been a cunt

there should be a rule u can’t get stressed for 30 minutes after u wake up. i just woke up. spawn invincibility please.

Being a decent human means holding your trash until you can locate a goddamn trashcan u littering swine

they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"

id be unstoppable if it wasn't for the evil brain disorder

the best part of the princess bride is how it says that love is the number one motivation in life but! a close number two is spite.

I love and am enamoured of adulthood. I have so much freedom. I can buy train tickets to the beach, travel alone, cook whatever i want, buy alcohol, buy sex toys, decorate my house however i want, wear whatever i want, have whatever hobbies i want. It's limitless. I have learned from my teen years that i need to prioritize myself, being apologetic will only make me suffer and other people more entitled, friends should be people who i can be my authentic self with, and being different is not wrong.

the foreboding sense of doom? oh yeah i know that one. just double check you have your wallet, keys and some chapstick, works every time

was expecting to reblog this with a tongue-in-cheek reply to the many people saying "this didn't fix me :(" but somehow not a single person in the notes is disagreeing. everyone's just nodding their heads thoughtfully bc yeah that's how you deal with the Foreboding Sense Of Doom, that's good protocol

Do the Doorway Macarena: pat yourself down repeatedly to the tune of your panicking soul.

DOORWAY MACARENA

i love punishing apps by turning off all their notifications

stop faking orgasms and start yelling boooooo!!!! and throwing tomatoes from your inventory