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every single lex crashout is actually so valid if MY homoerotic situationship was gaslighting me like that and my dad was lionel luthor and i was bald i would also do all of that

the issue with growing up in the 2000s and 2010s was like there was this really big push toward "accepting your weirdness" overall but they meant like idk wearing mismatched socks or something not being tangibly beyond the norm in any way shape or form

the funniest thing about actors who play multiple characters in dw is that sometimes they explain it and sometimes they just don't bother. like the twelfth doctor looks exactly like that one dude he met in pompeii two regenerations ago because he chose that face on purpose. martha looks exactly like some random girl who died at canary wharf because they're cousins. there are multiple distinct characters who look exactly like clara because she entered the doctor's timestream and all that weird sci-fi nonsense. but sometimes it's just like... the second doctor has an evil mexican doppelganger for no reason. there's a weird guy from alabama in the 60s who looks exactly like steven for no reason. there's like three different guys who are all mark gatiss

READ IT READ IT READ IT READ IT

I read a book once where the main character was in a binge drink/depressive episode and his house got so bad that his buddy came over and loaded his dirty dishes in the bed of his pickup truck and took it to the car wash. Very entertaining series of events, the book was a supernatural comedy so it didn’t have to be realistic. But it got me thinking. I sat the book down and I was like ‘The author had to have gotten that idea somewhere, right? This is too specific to be a throwaway gag, this has to be based on true events. Either a story that they heard or something they did in college. There is no way they weren’t eating car wax off their plates at one point.’