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THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I’VE SEEN IN MY LIFE

that teacher looks so fuckin smug

he should be, that’s a clever math problem

so when i was 7 or 8 i’d “write letters to hermione granger” and set them out on the piano in the living room every night with my stuffed toy owl and every morning i’d have a letter from hermione back, sitting at the foot of my bed, and hermione and i corresponded like that for months and i’d just like to thank my mom for writing out a “letter from hermione” for me every single night

That is the cutest thing I’ve ever read oh my god

i lost it with the salad

completely lost it at the gravy

are you srs i couldn’t make it past the brussels sprouts

billy i thought we all agreed to never be creative again

I CHALLENGED MYSELF TO NOT LAUGH AND I LOST IT AT THE SALAD

a reminder that somewhere around the world, santa is riding at 800 miles per second throwing presents into people’s houses with pinpoint accuracy

This makes me so happy

when i was a little kid i got bullied on the playground so my mom asked me “what did jesus do when people were mean to him?” and i thought about it for a second and then started crying and screamed “he DIED”

you are the person our math problems warned us about

christmas is in 3 days what the fuck? what the fuck?? what the fuck??????????????

what did the scientist say when he found the helium isotopes

hehe

i lost two followers already

YESSSSSS