“What if raccoons figured out the secret to starting fires?” is the scariest hypothetical question my dad has ever posed

that’s the distinction between goblins and raccoons

Me n my new body suit

this mormon bitch stole a joke from rebecca sugar

also his fucking name is remy

Arguably one of my favorite lines of the ENTIRE SERIES.

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

it keeps getting better

best addition to my post thus far

And then when a poor person is like “I can’t afford that” the same idiots are like “um…just save up??? If you really want it????? Not that hard lmfao”

‘1 DECADE ago’ carries so much weight

it’s been years since i’ve first seen this comic and i still think it has one of the best punchline delivers of anything i’ve ever seen

eternal classic

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what

Disney owns Star Wars. I keep forgetting that.

Well just then it looked like star wars owned disney

@grandtheftwentz

Cause it slaps next question

this…is a fidget spinner

Reblog if you believe in fidget spinner earth.