the world is quiet here

Glad we made that clear

These are their stories

where do people keep finding these

me

they are a witch’s two familars and have never gotten along, but one day the witch disappears and so they must go on a cross-country search in order to bring her home. along the way, the cat learns to loosen up while the crow gains worldly experience, and they both become better friends

show me the Dark Homeward Bound

#this is even funnier considering that Stu irl was not even an actor and in fact an actual IT specialist who thought he was  #going out for a job  #and somehow they convinced him to be a part of this movie

I appreciate John’s story but the fact that OP blurred out Amy Schumer is the funniest think I’ll see all week and it’s only tuesday.

birds out here making some weird ass sounds

-Charles Darwin on his expedition to Galapagos

concept: im in the kitchen cooking our dinner, delicious aromas filling our small but well loved homespace. meanwhile youre playing with our two soft and fluffy dogs in the living room. i smile in anticipation as i hear the doorbell ring and ronald mcdonald comes through the door and plows me right on the dining table. 

no offense but like… why are people obsessed with king kong and godzilla

Big

Loud

Handsome

sleep paralysis is honestly the most bullshit part of being a living thing. sometimes my brain just occasionally screws up and goes ????? uhhhh . cant move.  here’s a demon 

#once i had sleep paralysis but instead of there being something scary in my room there was just someone tossing salad at the foot of my bed

This is the biggest middle finger to an infantry assault I’ve ever seen.

Yeah, attacking this place would be a tactical nightmare.  So many overlapping fields of fire, no cover or concealment on approach, and all those moats and walls… ground assault would be suicide.

but that asethetic

vaubanian military architecture is pretty af