Things me and my friends have said in dnd as rp prompts
I'm sorry, can I just… loot the body?
[name] I think you're good now, I think- I think you're good now… you're just embarrassing yourself.
Do you know how to use a door…?
Would you like a purple wig?
What the fuck?! I'm on a weird drug trip!
I mean this is a scary banshee. How much scary…ness has… health?
What do you mean? We found the kids. They're dead!
I swear to god, I will turn this horse around!
When you say something bad to your friends, what do you say?
You are so losing your job, [name].
I accidentally tripped and fell… And now I'm dead.
We're on a field trip from the mental asylum.
Get out of the fucking bar, fucks sake.
So, we were tryna find this guy. Forgotten why.
Are you speaking french?! Who is WE??
The tax bracket is speaking here. The tax bracket is speaking!
[Name] told me I couldn't kill anyone…
LISTEN HERE TAX BRACKET. I WON'T HEAR IT FROM YOU!
Heyyy [name], what'ch doin? Don't think I didn't seeee you.
Hmmmm, those are faancy handcuffs.
Surely you should ask for details before getting into illegal activities…
For once I actually agree with [name], wow!