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you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

“men can’t get pregnant” not with that attitude #keeppounding

Barty Crouch Junior

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be a part of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

hornkus binglefuck is the typa guy to wear socks with sandles, put cream before jam on a scone, eat pineapple on pizza, and like marmite

😭 lol that's okay i didn't take it creepily. But yay!! Me too!!

I'd like to personally eradicate every single chronic illness ever

thank you 🥹

Ofc bb 🙏💗