Welcome To The Chaos

a garbage man ran out of the bushes in front of my car, which is fine because I’m used to deer on that road and was already driving carefully, but I’m so used to deer that instead of like, watching the truck to see if he was crossing again I watched the bushes he’d come from in case there were like. 1-2 smaller, frailer garbage men following him I guess.

and something else: your career doesn’t have to be your calling. you can do what you love (writing, music, drawing, knitting) as a hobby. it doesn’t have to pay the bills. it’s okay to do an office job and then go home to your hobby. there are different paths to passion.

There’s a nearby town that became temporarily inaccessible from where I live, because the tunnel through the mountain that separates us was obstructed by a rockfall. They had to dynamite some more dangerous boulders so the tunnel was closed for a month. Not being able to reach a place because the road is blocked by rocks is such a video game problem to have, but well. It was inconvenient mainly because it’s the only nearby place where I can buy chicken feed, so I tried to make what I had left last until the tunnel reopened. Basically that meant sharing a lot of my own meals with my hens, rice, peas, scrambled eggs, ham. Carrot cake. They were in heaven; they usually only get small scraps of my food as treats. They had the culinary time of their lives, and now the road is cleared and I have acquired a bag of feed. It’s quality stuff but. Less exciting than the Michelin-star meals they have been enjoying. When I hear them cluck to one another I worry that they are plotting to escape in the night and gather the biggest rocks they can lift (pebbles) to throw them into the mouth of the tunnel hoping to obstruct it again. Don’t get me wrong I understand that my hens cannot do that; but I just hope it doesn’t occur to them to go and recruit the poultry from every farm on this side of the tunnel for a bigger operation.

ghibli movies said youre gonna be really confused for 1hr 30mins but it’ll be breathtaking so you wont even be mad about it

to this day not even sure what happens at the end of howls moving castle but damn if bird howl doesnt look cool as fuck

#does a movie have to make sense? #isnt it enoughto see female characters. thriving? #isnt it enough to see beautiful scenery and hear lovely music #isnt it enough to watch tears streaming down a face. huge? (via)

the fullmetal alchemist fandom is a pyramid scheme. someone lures you in with promises of excellent writing and animation to watch you cry to nina tucker and then you do it to someone else.

just learned about a building in london that is so poorly designed it becomes a death ray that melts cars and creates a downdraft effect with wind so powerful that it knocks full grown adults to the ground

imagine being knocked over by a gust of wind from this ugly ass building and then being cooked TO DEATH by the sun reflection like what a way to go

i learned about this like last year or somethign and this building is literally th satan come alive. building that tries to fucking kill you and fry you like an egg

top ten buildings that Want To Harm You

this building is like I Will Flip You Over Like A Hamburger And Fucking Cook You

i think a society failed its youth if they feel old (derogatory) at 20

perhaps a society has failed if it’s people ever feel old (derogatory) rather than old (complimentary)

if anybody has beef with me, it’s one-sided. i do not care. i do not have the energy. i am tired.