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While most Mudcabs are content to masquerade as rocks, some have adapted a more unusual camouflage.  

The colorful Coral Crabs of Alinor, for example, blends perfectly into the ancient coastal reefs of the region.

The Mudcrabs of Valenwood, meanwhile, have a symbiotic relationship with the eponymous woods of the province. Tiny trees grow in the rich river mud on the crabs’ shells, using the crustacean’s travels to spread their seeds.

Nearby, the Pyandonean past time of Mudcrab fighting has gained popularity along the southern coast and islands of Elsweyr and Valenwood. It is customary to attach jewelry, spikes, or even bone into shells of juvenile crabs to give them a more fearsome appearance.

On the other side of Tamriel, the Mudcrabs of the Telvanni peninsula, in Morrowind’s remote north-east, are covered in the same molds and mushrooms as their habitat.

Far to Tamriel’s west, the blighted atolls and fibrous seas of what used to be the southern Yqd are home to crabs whose limbs are out of scale with their bodies, and whose crusty upper shells are covered in all manner of strange, symbiotic creatures.

That's not my art. That drawing is by RedMorpho, and is based on my art of Alessia, and my art of Alessia is based on Michael Kirkbride's version of her.

Morning Butt Scratch

Nothing better than that obligatory butt scratch after waking up x3

Hoatzin (Opisthocomus hoazin) aka "Stink Turkey", family Opisthocomidae, Manu National Park, Peru

The only living member of the bird order Opisthocomiformes.

This leaf-eating bird uses foregut fermentation, in its enlarged crop, to help break down its food. (The ferementation is where the smell comes from - "Pavo Apestoso")

They live in vegetation at the edges of lakes, streams, and rivers.

Thing is, Keanu does all his own action. But Chad does all his stunts. And when Keanu was asked to explain the difference, he was like, "oh, I'll fight ten guys and pretend to shoot a gun and run around and do some acting... And then Chad will get by a car. And then I'll stand up, and do some running and shooting, and then Chad will jump off of a building. And then I'll get up and do some more running."