read my gay xbox tranformation fic

Straight people love bad energy that’s why they’re so into horses

Non straight people who like horses are experiencing a form of compulsory heterosexuality that’s horse centric (non sexual)

imagine the bastard discourse

if your parents are married you cant reclaim bastard if your parents were married when you were born but split up after youre on thin fucking ice

y’all out here in 2017 saying ‘spoopy’ on some thin ice with god

Look if you have another word that perfectly captures the concept of “horror flavored but specifically in a way that is intended to be silly and not actually scary, that also evokes a strong feeling of nostalgia associated with childhood experiences of Halloween” I’m all ears motherfucker.

spooky

welcome back seymour im pretty sure thats sawdust

Your Eyes Betwixt You

god hopper looks like if frasier was a chad 

this post is the truth

no jokes on this post every bald bitch is sexy and valid

ah yes.. the place where the government keeps all the confiscated weed... fort 20..

ellen the furious