Jess

If you’re scrolling through tumblr trying to distract yourself from something you don’t want to think about or you’re looking for a sign that everything will be okay, this is it. So, breathe. Relax into this moment. You’re alive & that’s all that matters.

a person from 150 years ago would be terrified by modern stuff . however , a duck from 150 years ago would just be all like ,still got lakes? yes ? okay cool

Reblogging again because I thought they changed the quote so I decided to look up the actual quote and it’s not fake that is very much the actual quote

Unique 🌿Architecture✨ PhotoCredit:https://www.flickr.com/gp/12833343 Source: oldfarmhouse archives

The absolute truth about college right here

Catch me slipping in the kitchen trying to avoid my bottom dwellers because they’re eating food scraps that fell to the floor

Noodle would wrap around my desk legs and hide in the trash can

My bettas hate whenever I get my nails done so I would be living in a constant state of swatting really pissed off bettas away from my hands while I try and type/write anything

I’m not sure you realize just how funny the statement “my bettas hate when I get my nails done” is. like I guess you mean they get confused about a minor change in the appearance of your hand aka the Food Delivery Unit but I’m honestly picturing you coming home with your nails painted and your fish just being like “that’s a fuckin trash color and it clashes with everything get some style you giant air-breathing embarrassment”

no that’s literally exactly how you should picture them