And the geeks will inherit the earth..

i love girls but they’re out of my league … like every single girl… all of them.. out of my league

Those am him leafs

Gordon Ramsey’s friends must get so stressed out about having him and his wife over for dinner.

you're not bad with money you're just living in a society that underpays you, overcharges you, then gaslights you into feeling guilty for needing to eat

just because I spend some time doing nothing doesn’t mean I’m relaxing. I have not once relaxed

jane austen really just repeatedly said “the sexiest thing a man can be is kind, selfless, attentive and honest about his feelings” and, as always, she was correct every single time

the purest form of serotonin is when a cat looks at u and u go like “what?” and it meows at u