Do you ever wonder why we're here?

do ur boobs ever just like not match your outfit like does that make sense to anyone else

I'm glad electricity is a viable defense weapon here on Earth

You've all forgotten about tasers

Plot Twist, the Cleric is a 7'2" Orc bursting with muscle, with a missing eye and a necklace made of bones. The remaining eye is the most beautiful shade of amber, though and the Orc’s hair smells of lavender. When they hug you it’s like being hugged by Terry Crews.

That's valid

This completely destroyed me I can’t stop laughing

i want a shirt that says “eat or die” because at first it sounds rebellious but its just a reminder

is there any temptation greater than being in the hardware store and seeing the place where they have all the little cards for the colours

as someone who works in the paint department of a hardware store i just wanna say that you are absolutely allowed (and ENCOURAGED!) to grab as many cards off the rack as you want so long as you don’t take more than one or two of each colour (they are free for customers but the store only gets so many at a time so please don’t just walk off with our ENTIRE supply of SW 7587 Antique Red cards)

That’s too specific. Have people been stealing the SW 7587 Antique Red cards in droves lately?

legally i am not allowed to comment

I’m too cheap to actually buy paint so I’ve been going to every hardware store in collecting all the SW 7587 antique red cards and gluing them to my walls