Gingerfroggy

This post gets funnier over time

remember when you used to go over to your friend’s house and you’d go down to the “computer room” to the dad’s old shitty desktop computer and sit on the giant black leather computer chair and your friend would show you charlie the unicorn and epic rap battles of history type of stuff on youtube while their younger siblings bugged you for a turn to use the computer

…this is so specific but… yes I do remember.

do you ever want 95% of a fandom to shut the fuck up

SCAMMED LMAOOOOOO

Objection, your honor. There has been no scam. The defendant clearly stated that they would tell the plaintiff’s girlfriend if the plaintiff bought the defendant a pizza. It was the failure of the plaintiff to heed the terms before agreeing to them that resulted in his infidelity being exposed.

Sustained.

Old people can"t understand when younger people are willing to cut a whole relative off. They have lived their entire lives in guilt or based on some sense of loyalty to someone based on blood. People will abuse you betting on that fact, just because ya’ll are blood that means you have to accept it. No, you don’t.

he’s built like a ford f-150 while everyone else is built like a semitruck

Are we just going to ignore Joseph’s big ‘ol juicy ass there?

miss thickums

@commander-ledi @weiss-privilege

So if you’re easily disturbed by creepy images, don’t look it up. I just did and the screenshots immediately triggered an anxiety response and I am terrified. And I’m an adult.

Why do Spotify friends exist? So they can see my ABHORRENT taste in music at 2am on a Tuesday? So they know I have played Party In The USA on a loop for three weeks? So they know all my faults and weaknesses? Why is this a feature.

Can I be honest, I originally made this post because someone asked me “if I was okay” after listening to the Skyrim soundtrack for around 80 hours. Mind your own business

Republicans are disgusting. Here is your tyranny, brought to you by the cowards in the GOP Congress.

I don’t normally reblog this sort of post on my main but please help if you can!

bill off the poop water again

It just… bears repeating that at a net worth of 96.5 billion (I think it’s currently somewhere around 97.5), Bill Gates could give each of the 39.7 million Americans living in poverty (as of 2017) $2405.54 and still be a millionaire.  “Now,” you might say, “housemotherginsburg, $2405.54 doesn’t sound like a whole lot of money…” Well, based on the poverty threshold for an individual ($12,140), that would account for a 19.87% increase in annual income and also that’s just one billionaire.

$2405.54 ain’t a lot? shid I’d take a crispy twenty dollar bill right about now.