The Splendor and Misery

I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.

And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.

Disney is doing crazy things in the japanese mobile game sphere rn

If the only thing that has kept you going was outliving Mitch McConnell, imma need yall to pick a new person to outlive and fast. Your mission is not over.

cant believe i have to pick another person to outlive already

No I think it's really great when a friend group of approximately twenty seven individuals spread out in the sidewalk as they walk so nobody has to walk behind the group. There's nothing better than when I'm trying to get home and I see the tableau of Jesus at the Last Supper gliding towards me like Jamiroquai in the Virtual Insanity music video and I have to decide who has the narrowest frame that I can shoulder-check my way past

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

doing the "we are the daughters of the witches you couldn't burn" thing in a catholic country making it somewhat unclear what I'm getting at

this is an excellent question but your phone may have a concussion

men need to be gnawed on a little bit actually. it's good for them

being an executioner used to be an inherited job. imagine dealing with teen angst and also job shadowing your dad the town’s torturer