All anime is bad anime

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

High key the nut vids use to be crazier. Wjht happened?

Nobodys busting hard no more

this morning i got a spam call that just played clown waiting music for a few seconds and then hung up on me. which really pissed me off a lot

you ever see a girl

you ever out driving and you see a girl so pretty you wanna get into a non-fatal car on-purpose with her just so she's legally obligated to talk to you? i've got a $500 beater that i pay an unsettling insurance premium on specifically for this tactic. protip if you wanna get in on the game: don't ever hit a newer-looking Kia Soul. i tapped this chick's bumper the other day cuz her hair looked like it smelled good and the impact sent my shit flying rearwards into a Chase bank with preposterous force. yup, all Souls model year '23 and later are made of hyperbounce rubber

making heavy use of a technique i like to call "bothering my cat" which consists largely of bothering my cat

Parallel universe where the Harlem Globetrotters took up soccer instead.