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I’ve been sick for a couple weeks now. Don’t worry – it’s nothing serious. Just a mutant cold of some kind. Annoying, but far from seriously harmful. I’ve been confined to my room for about 10 days, though, in an effort to keep this nasty bug from infecting my family and the rest of the world. As I’ve whiled the days away blowing my nose and trying to sleep,

Top 10 Rules While Mom’s Sick

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Do not wake mom up. Join me to laugh all about it. #humor #funny #rules #momlife

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You know how some days you wake well rested, your hair goes just right, and you have several clean outfits at the ready? Yeah, me neither. Usually, I wake in a panic and spend the day in survival mode, hoping I don’t have car trouble on my way home from my kids school, so I don’t end up standing on the side of the road in my pajamas.

Top 10 Ways I Know I'll Bump Into Everyone Today

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I try to beat the odds, but I lose every time. Join me to laugh all about it. #humor #funny #lookinggood #not

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Super Bowl Sunday is all fun, frolic, and food. It’s full of cheering and eating and drinking. There’s a concert right in the middle of it. And, there’s some football. The Monday after, on the other hand, not so much. Let’s face it, the day after Super Bowl Sunday is really Not-Super Monday. Not-Super Monday is the ugly twin to Super Bowl Sunday.

Top 10 Excuses To Miss Work On NOT-Super Monday

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Need a reason? No problem. Here’s 10! Join me to laugh all about it. #humor #funny #work #superbowl

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I forgot to bring my brain to breakfast. I was meeting up with my friend, Ava. We’ve been friends for years, and, as always, we talked so much we forgot to look at the menus. The poor waiter had to come back three times before we both decided to get the same thing we get every time we meet there. We laughed and talked through our meal, and all the way out to our cars,

Where Is My Phone?!?!

My mind isn’t the only thing I’ve lost. Join me to laugh all about it. #humor #funny #cellphones #memory

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I weigh myself every morning. It’s part of my morning prayer time. Actually, it usually triggers the start of my morning prayer time. Nothing reminds me to ask for divine intervention quite as consistently as facing that cold, unrelenting, killer-of-self-esteem that is my bathroom scale. So, yesterday, when I walked into my new neurologist’s office for the first time, the morning’s gravity check number was well cemented in my head.

The Doctor’s Scale Is The Devil

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There’s something sketchy about their scales! Join me to laugh all about it. #humor #funny #weight #dietisa4letterword

#Humor Funny Kids Family Marriage Parenting Gina Valley health weight diet

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Humorous look at the funny things that happen when children help make dinner; humor in mystery ingredients, being a control freak, mess, more mess, dogs being fed, raised blood pressure, scratching, complaining, the joy of eating out, sticky floors, food on cabinets, etc.

Nothing’s LESS Helpful Than Help

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When kids cook they make a lot more than dinner. Join me to laugh all about it. #humor #funny #kidshelping #kidscooking #mess #somuchmess

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Nothing’s LESS Helpful Than Help

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When kids cook they make a lot more than dinner. Join me to laugh all about it. #humor #funny #kidshelping #kidscooking #mess #somuchmess

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Nothing's LESS Helpful Than Help

Nothing’s LESS Helpful Than Help

I never realize what a total control freak I am more than when I’ve pitched a fit about my family’s lack of appreciation for my total martyrdom of a life and insisted they help right this very instant.

Comes back to bite me on the rear every time.

Yesterday, I lost it and talked to my family (some people might say “hollered loudly”) about them taking me for granted and losing my shoes (which, in…

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Happy, Happy Birthday, Big J!!!

Thanks for coming down here, paying our tab, and building a retirement place for us with excellent streets.

I mess up in small and large ways all the time. I guess that’s why I’m so thankful for Christmas and the Forgiveness it heralds.

Thanks again!!!

-gina

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Depression is a big, fat liar. Gina Valley presents 10 of the most common misconceptions people suffering from depression & their loved ones are tricked by...

[Holidays can be hard]

Top 10 Big Fat Lies Depression Tells

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Depression is a liar. Let’s talk about it. #depression #holidays #anxiety #mentalhealth #mentalillness

#Mental Health Depression Anxiety Mental Illness Kids Children Family Marriage Parenting Gina Valley

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Top 10 Big Fat Lies Depression Tells

For most of us, this is a joy-filled time of year.

And, for nearly all of us, it’s also a stressful time of year.

But, for many, it’s a time of year that blackens an already dark world. People who suffer from depression, anxiety, and other mental illnesses, and their loved ones, often find holiday times to be particularly difficult and bleak.

I hope you’ll make a special effort to consider the…

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Is there a gnawing sense of dread springing up from deep within you? Do you have a feeling you might not be ready for Christmas? Did you try lying down to see if the feeling would pass? Are you wondering if it’s time for you to panic? Here’s how to know for sure: Top 10 Signs You Are NOT Ready For Christmas #10 –

Top 10 Signs You Are NOT Ready For Christmas

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Ready or not, Christmas is coming. Join me to laugh all about it. #humor #funny #Christmas #holidays

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Top 10 Signs You Are NOT Ready For Christmas

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Ready or not, Christmas is coming. Join me to laugh all about it. #humor #funny #Christmas #holidays

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Top 10 Signs You Are NOT Ready For Christmas

Is there a gnawing sense of dread springing up from deep within you? Do you have a feeling you might not be ready for Christmas? Did you try lying down to see if the feeling would pass? Are you wondering if it’s time for you to panic? Here’s how to know for sure:

Top 10 Signs You Are NOT Ready For Christmas

#10 – Your dog is still wearing his Captain America Halloween costume.

#9 – There aren’t…

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Sometimes, bad menus happen to good people. And, sometimes, people are just horrible cooks. It wouldn’t be a holiday if we didn’t have tons of food. But, let’s face it, just because there’s tons of it, doesn’t mean the food will be fabulous. Or, edible. You don’t want to end up with one of these holiday disasters on your plate.

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Top 10 SCARY Holiday Foods

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Holiday feasts are fabulous. Except when they aren’t!!! Join me to laugh all about it.

#Food Thanksgiving Holidays Christmas Humor Funny Family Gina Valley

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Top 10 SCARY Holiday Foods

Sometimes, bad menus happen to good people.

And, sometimes, people are just horrible cooks.

It wouldn’t be a holiday if we didn’t have tons of food. But, let’s face it, just because there’s tons of it, doesn’t mean the food will be fabulous.

Or, edible.

You don’t want to end up with one of these holiday disasters on your plate. So, whether you’re spending time with friends and family or visiting…

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#Christmas #Family #Food #Funny #Gina Valley #Holidays #Humor #Thanksgiving

Top 10 Things We Can All Agree On

The great debates of our time are many: Paper versus plastic. Red versus blue. Sheldon versus Leonard.

But, we’ve got plenty of No-Need-To-Debate’s, too. Here are the Top 10 Things We Can All Agree On.

#10. Deodorant – Wear it. Every day. All the time. People who choose to be anti-deodorant-ites should be required to maintain a minimum distance of 30 feet between themselves and any…

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