I'm your uncle now.

Im not the uncle you want. I'm not the uncle you deserve. I'm not the uncle you need. Im not your uncle

but I am

I feel this!!! Also love how you muted the color along the way, I think it makes it that much more impactful!

This is the thing!

…Takes a while, sometimes.

Keep looking tho - they are out there and it is worth it when you find them.

I found mine ❤️ You will, too. I promise.

Why did you even order this

I didn't, but who cares! :3

*opening the box with my claws* :3

...uuuhhmmm?

Hm? What is it?

a bomb

what about the possum? did you get the possum?

falls back to the face of the earth

FATHERRRRR OH MY GOODNESS I THOUGHT YOU DIED

YOU TOOK MY BOMBS??????

YES BUT ITS OK THEYRE IN SAFE STORAGE

I dONT TRUST YOU ENOUGH TO STORE MY BOMBS GIVE THEM BACK

OKAY YOU CAN HAVE HALF ILL KEEP HALF :3

NO GIVE THEM ALL BACK

yes. do you happen to accept orders for missiles as well?

did someone say "make bombs"?

..........no

aw. darn

I MAKE BOMBS

same. gotta love making bombs

yooooo someone else here makes bombs!!!!! Bro that’s so cool wanna go blow something up together

always

falls back to the face of the earth

FATHERRRRR OH MY GOODNESS I THOUGHT YOU DIED

YOU TOOK MY BOMBS??????

YES BUT ITS OK THEYRE IN SAFE STORAGE

I dONT TRUST YOU ENOUGH TO STORE MY BOMBS GIVE THEM BACK

OKAY YOU CAN HAVE HALF ILL KEEP HALF :3

NO GIVE THEM ALL BACK

yes. do you happen to accept orders for missiles as well?

did someone say "make bombs"?

..........no

aw. darn

I MAKE BOMBS

same. gotta love making bombs

falls back to the face of the earth

FATHERRRRR OH MY GOODNESS I THOUGHT YOU DIED

YOU TOOK MY BOMBS??????

YES BUT ITS OK THEYRE IN SAFE STORAGE

I dONT TRUST YOU ENOUGH TO STORE MY BOMBS GIVE THEM BACK

OKAY YOU CAN HAVE HALF ILL KEEP HALF :3

NO GIVE THEM ALL BACK

yes. do you happen to accept orders for missiles as well?

did someone say "make bombs"?

..........no

aw. darn

falls back to the face of the earth

FATHERRRRR OH MY GOODNESS I THOUGHT YOU DIED

YOU TOOK MY BOMBS??????

YES BUT ITS OK THEYRE IN SAFE STORAGE

I dONT TRUST YOU ENOUGH TO STORE MY BOMBS GIVE THEM BACK

OKAY YOU CAN HAVE HALF ILL KEEP HALF :3

NO GIVE THEM ALL BACK

yes. do you happen to accept orders for missiles as well?

did someone say "make bombs"?

I have decided I’m going to steal

Oh my dear gods, what are you even planning on stealing?

you could always just make a bomb

Boooooorrrrrriiiiiinnnnnngggggggggg

alright then. united states nuclear weapons supply here we come

do you perhaps require a more precise weapon in case there's like one guy who really pisses you off

why not! join the crew!

I have decided I’m going to steal

Oh my dear gods, what are you even planning on stealing?

you could always just make a bomb

Boooooorrrrrriiiiiinnnnnngggggggggg

alright then. united states nuclear weapons supply here we come

I have decided I’m going to steal

Oh my dear gods, what are you even planning on stealing?

you could always just make a bomb

you're thinking of Massachusetts.

massachusetts is real, but only sometimes.

do elaborate

hi! I'm your uncle.

good! yours?

hi! I'm your uncle.

you're thinking of Massachusetts.