almost home
occasionally subtle
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Monterey Bay Aquarium
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
ellievsbear
YOU ARE THE REASON
Product Placement
Peter Solarz
if i look back, i am lost
NASA
#extradirty
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Janaina Medeiros
DEAR READER
Keni
pixel skylines
trying on a metaphor
i don't do bad sauce passes
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@croissantanon
Removing the note game as the pinned post and making an actual pinned post
Hi, I guess
I'm the Croissant Anon, full name The Croissant Anonymous
I made this blog as a joke and I'm here now
Blog for longer reblog chain/convos/RPs! Tag didn't work for some reason
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there's grapes in my water.
I don't know what to post
3 am cereal
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*sweats nervously*
maybe if I stay still I'll blend in...
- @croissantanon
What
???? I didn't send that ask??????
Huh?????
Idk what that's about??
hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella brother amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal
*bites you*
:3
- @croissantanon
AAAAAAAAA GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF
*Starts hitting you with a spoon*
OW WHY'D YOU DO THAT
OW STOP IT WHY ARE YOU HITTING ME WITH A SPOON
NYEH NYEH NYEH
*More hitting*
*bites you harder*
STOP HITTING ME
WAAAAAAAAAAAA STOP BITING ME
THEN STOP HITTING ME WITH A SPOON
FINE
*starts hitting you with a fork*
THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT
*Screeching noises and screaming*
*Also screeching but like in a croissant way y'know?*
JUST STOP HITTING ME WITH THINGS
CONTRARY TO UNPOPULAR BELIEF, IT HURTS
OW
Really?
Yeah. It do.
How do you not know this?
... I'm sowwy :(
I didn't mean to hurt you :(
*really big inhale*
wah. :(
*Wiki lowers their head, clearly showing regret*
:(
You also kinda bashed my skull(?????) in because I am soft and malleable
so like don't do that again please
Wha if me doing that again fixes it tho?
I don't think that will work
It will probably just give me drain bramnige until I'm reformed in an oven again
*Too late, they've hit you already*
AAEUUGHHH
whi wuold u do that
oouugghh my head ....
owie..
NOOOOO ARE YOU ALRIGHT???
*Worried noises*
nuh uh ... ..
*The croissant then promptly passes out, faceplanting directly into the Floor*
*Wiki starts to panic*
AAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT HAVE I DONE
ARE YOU DEAD??
*They try to poke croissant*
hh...
o.. uben..
pr..eheat to.. 160°C..
10 mimnuts..
owie...
hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella brother amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal
*bites you*
:3
- @croissantanon
AAAAAAAAA GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF
*Starts hitting you with a spoon*
OW WHY'D YOU DO THAT
OW STOP IT WHY ARE YOU HITTING ME WITH A SPOON
NYEH NYEH NYEH
*More hitting*
*bites you harder*
STOP HITTING ME
WAAAAAAAAAAAA STOP BITING ME
THEN STOP HITTING ME WITH A SPOON
FINE
*starts hitting you with a fork*
THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT
*Screeching noises and screaming*
*Also screeching but like in a croissant way y'know?*
JUST STOP HITTING ME WITH THINGS
CONTRARY TO UNPOPULAR BELIEF, IT HURTS
OW
Really?
Yeah. It do.
How do you not know this?
... I'm sowwy :(
I didn't mean to hurt you :(
*really big inhale*
wah. :(
*Wiki lowers their head, clearly showing regret*
:(
You also kinda bashed my skull(?????) in because I am soft and malleable
so like don't do that again please
Wha if me doing that again fixes it tho?
I don't think that will work
It will probably just give me drain bramnige until I'm reformed in an oven again
*Too late, they've hit you already*
AAEUUGHHH
whi wuold u do that
oouugghh my head ....
owie..
NOOOOO ARE YOU ALRIGHT???
*Worried noises*
nuh uh ... ..
*The croissant then promptly passes out, faceplanting directly into the Floor*
hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella brother amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal
*bites you*
:3
- @croissantanon
AAAAAAAAA GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF
*Starts hitting you with a spoon*
OW WHY'D YOU DO THAT
OW STOP IT WHY ARE YOU HITTING ME WITH A SPOON
NYEH NYEH NYEH
*More hitting*
*bites you harder*
STOP HITTING ME
WAAAAAAAAAAAA STOP BITING ME
THEN STOP HITTING ME WITH A SPOON
FINE
*starts hitting you with a fork*
THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT
*Screeching noises and screaming*
*Also screeching but like in a croissant way y'know?*
JUST STOP HITTING ME WITH THINGS
CONTRARY TO UNPOPULAR BELIEF, IT HURTS
OW
Really?
Yeah. It do.
How do you not know this?
... I'm sowwy :(
I didn't mean to hurt you :(
*really big inhale*
wah. :(
*Wiki lowers their head, clearly showing regret*
:(
You also kinda bashed my skull(?????) in because I am soft and malleable
so like don't do that again please
Wha if me doing that again fixes it tho?
I don't think that will work
It will probably just give me drain bramnige until I'm reformed in an oven again
*Too late, they've hit you already*
AAEUUGHHH
whi wuold u do that
oouugghh my head ....
owie..
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella brother amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal
*bites you*
:3
- @croissantanon
AAAAAAAAA GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF
*Starts hitting you with a spoon*
OW WHY'D YOU DO THAT
OW STOP IT WHY ARE YOU HITTING ME WITH A SPOON
NYEH NYEH NYEH
*More hitting*
*bites you harder*
STOP HITTING ME
WAAAAAAAAAAAA STOP BITING ME
THEN STOP HITTING ME WITH A SPOON
FINE
*starts hitting you with a fork*
THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT
*Screeching noises and screaming*
*Also screeching but like in a croissant way y'know?*
JUST STOP HITTING ME WITH THINGS
CONTRARY TO UNPOPULAR BELIEF, IT HURTS
OW
Really?
Yeah. It do.
How do you not know this?
... I'm sowwy :(
I didn't mean to hurt you :(
*really big inhale*
wah. :(
*Wiki lowers their head, clearly showing regret*
:(
You also kinda bashed my skull(?????) in because I am soft and malleable
so like don't do that again please
Wha if me doing that again fixes it tho?
I don't think that will work
It will probably just give me drain bramnige until I'm reformed in an oven again
hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella brother amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal
*bites you*
:3
- @croissantanon
AAAAAAAAA GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF
*Starts hitting you with a spoon*
OW WHY'D YOU DO THAT
OW STOP IT WHY ARE YOU HITTING ME WITH A SPOON
NYEH NYEH NYEH
*More hitting*
*bites you harder*
STOP HITTING ME
WAAAAAAAAAAAA STOP BITING ME
THEN STOP HITTING ME WITH A SPOON
FINE
*starts hitting you with a fork*
THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT
*Screeching noises and screaming*
*Also screeching but like in a croissant way y'know?*
JUST STOP HITTING ME WITH THINGS
CONTRARY TO UNPOPULAR BELIEF, IT HURTS
OW
Really?
Yeah. It do.
How do you not know this?
... I'm sowwy :(
I didn't mean to hurt you :(
*really big inhale*
wah. :(
*Wiki lowers their head, clearly showing regret*
:(
You also kinda bashed my skull(?????) in because I am soft and malleable
so like don't do that again please
hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella brother amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal
*bites you*
:3
- @croissantanon
AAAAAAAAA GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF
*Starts hitting you with a spoon*
OW WHY'D YOU DO THAT
OW STOP IT WHY ARE YOU HITTING ME WITH A SPOON
NYEH NYEH NYEH
*More hitting*
*bites you harder*
STOP HITTING ME
WAAAAAAAAAAAA STOP BITING ME
THEN STOP HITTING ME WITH A SPOON
FINE
*starts hitting you with a fork*
THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT
*Screeching noises and screaming*
*Also screeching but like in a croissant way y'know?*
JUST STOP HITTING ME WITH THINGS
CONTRARY TO UNPOPULAR BELIEF, IT HURTS
OW
Really?
Yeah. It do.
How do you not know this?
... I'm sowwy :(
I didn't mean to hurt you :(
*really big inhale*
wah. :(
hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella brother amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal
*bites you*
:3
- @croissantanon
AAAAAAAAA GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF
*Starts hitting you with a spoon*
OW WHY'D YOU DO THAT
OW STOP IT WHY ARE YOU HITTING ME WITH A SPOON
NYEH NYEH NYEH
*More hitting*
*bites you harder*
STOP HITTING ME
WAAAAAAAAAAAA STOP BITING ME
THEN STOP HITTING ME WITH A SPOON
FINE
*starts hitting you with a fork*
THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT
*Screeching noises and screaming*
*Also screeching but like in a croissant way y'know?*
JUST STOP HITTING ME WITH THINGS
CONTRARY TO UNPOPULAR BELIEF, IT HURTS
OW
Really?
Yeah. It do.
How do you not know this?
hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella brother amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal
*bites you*
:3
- @croissantanon
AAAAAAAAA GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF
*Starts hitting you with a spoon*
OW WHY'D YOU DO THAT
OW STOP IT WHY ARE YOU HITTING ME WITH A SPOON
NYEH NYEH NYEH
*More hitting*
*bites you harder*
STOP HITTING ME
WAAAAAAAAAAAA STOP BITING ME
THEN STOP HITTING ME WITH A SPOON
FINE
*starts hitting you with a fork*
THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT
*Screeching noises and screaming*
*Also screeching but like in a croissant way y'know?*
JUST STOP HITTING ME WITH THINGS
CONTRARY TO UNPOPULAR BELIEF, IT HURTS
OW
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella brother amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal
*bites you*
:3
- @croissantanon
AAAAAAAAA GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF
*Starts hitting you with a spoon*
OW WHY'D YOU DO THAT
OW STOP IT WHY ARE YOU HITTING ME WITH A SPOON
NYEH NYEH NYEH
*More hitting*
*bites you harder*
STOP HITTING ME
WAAAAAAAAAAAA STOP BITING ME
THEN STOP HITTING ME WITH A SPOON
FINE
*starts hitting you with a fork*
THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT
*Screeching noises and screaming*
*Also screeching but like in a croissant way y'know?*
JUST STOP HITTING ME WITH THINGS
hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella brother amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal
*bites you*
:3
- @croissantanon
AAAAAAAAA GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF
*Starts hitting you with a spoon*
OW WHY'D YOU DO THAT
OW STOP IT WHY ARE YOU HITTING ME WITH A SPOON
NYEH NYEH NYEH
*More hitting*
*bites you harder*
STOP HITTING ME
WAAAAAAAAAAAA STOP BITING ME
THEN STOP HITTING ME WITH A SPOON
FINE
*starts hitting you with a fork*
THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT
