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went to college and came back wrong

pioneering something called "gritted teeth optimism" where everything is gonna turn out okay even if i have to bite and claw and gnash my way through it

This man nearly died to create this for us. The least we can do is watch it from start to finish and then share it immediately.

Having never seen Jurassic Park, I am legitimately unsure where the actual saga ends, because all of this sounds plausible to have been in the canon series.

his name is White Boy and he was born in a wet cardboard box all alone.

childhood friends are like open wounds

um seriously? like i haven’t seen you since i was seven and i love you with my whole heart. we stopped speaking because you hurt my feelings and i sometimes look at that bracelet we shared. there is no healing. there is no going back. there’s no knowing if they think about it as much. there is just nostalgia and aching when you walk past cherry trees

The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is

Whoever made that tag doesn’t realize how much we love 80s Synthwave Numb Bob Fan Dance in this home

i think janitor should be the highest paying job in a society

im not kidding im not kidding have you ever been inside a public bathroom