Drag you under

☆ Do you want me to kiss it better >:*

Always ! 

i prefer guys who make small dick jokes about themselves over guys who make big dick jokes about themselves

I nearly spat out my tea

This is proven facts with siblings , that they make everything take 3 x as long 

im a god of time that shouldnt be a thing for me

Ha ha ha !  Even gods aren t immune to minor inconvenience s 

☆ I did. Thought youd be used to that whole disappearing thing by now.

“smoking is unattractive” yeah so is complaining

Ancient moon priestesses were called virgins. ‘Virgin’ meant not married, not belonging to a man - a woman who was ‘one-in-herself’. The very word derives from a Latin root meaning strength, force, skill; and was later applied to men: virle. Ishtar, Diana, Astarte, Isis were all all called virgin, which did not refer to sexual chastity, but sexual independence. And all great culture heroes of the past, mythic or historic, were said to be born of virgin mothers: Marduk, Gilgamesh, Buddha, Osiris, Dionysus, Genghis Khan, Jesus - they were all affirmed as sons of the Great Mother, of the Original One, their worldly power deriving from her. When the Hebrews used the word, and in the original Aramaic, it meant ‘maiden’ or ‘young woman’, with no connotations to sexual chastity. But later Christian translators could not conceive of the ‘Virgin Mary’ as a woman of independent sexuality, needless to say; they distorted the meaning into sexually pure, chaste, never touched. —Monica Sjoo

i know what you mean yesterday i was waiting for rose to get out of the bathroom and it totally took like fifty minutes

This is proven facts with siblings , that they make everything take 3 x as long 

feels like its been at least three years since i saw your url last